A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

nitratediva:

The real Annie Oakley demonstrates her ability by shooting glass balls at Thomas Edison’s Black Maria studio on November 1, 1894.

nitratediva:

The real Annie Oakley demonstrates her ability by shooting glass balls at Thomas Edison’s Black Maria studio on November 1, 1894.

bongprince:

constantly thinking “wow, i’ve really internalized some toxic shit”

lochnessmorgan:

How To Get Away With Murder - Summary

hexephra:

mishollins:

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

silentswirls:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

mishollins:

Finish the sentence: Do me 

a favor and do me

a favor

and fucking do me

a favour

and then after that you’re going to fucking do me

a favor

#I’d say ‘that escalated quickly’#but actually it refused to escalate anywhere

Her Grace, Deborah Vivien Cavendish, Dowager Duchess of Devonshire             ↪ (31st March 1920 - 24th September 2014)

"The things she loved, she loved with a passion: Bovril, telegrams, spring cleaning, long letters, Beatrix Potter, wildflowers, fried mushrooms, clothes bought at agricultural shows, Shetland ponies, ice-skating, her whippets, chickens, great- grandchildren and Elvis Presley."

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

coffeedepablo:

Girls don’t want boys girls want good storylines, canon otps, and their favorite female characters to get what they deserve