Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women
The real Annie Oakley demonstrates her ability by shooting glass balls at Thomas Edison’s Black Maria studio on November 1, 1894.
constantly thinking “wow, i’ve really internalized some toxic shit”
How To Get Away With Murder - Summary
my hands can’t even open water bottles
Finish the sentence: Do me
a favor and do me
and fucking do me
and then after that you’re going to fucking do me
#I’d say ‘that escalated quickly’#but actually it refused to escalate anywhere
Her Grace, Deborah Vivien Cavendish, Dowager Duchess of Devonshire ↪ (31st March 1920 - 24th September 2014)
"The things she loved, she loved with a passion: Bovril, telegrams, spring cleaning, long letters, Beatrix Potter, wildflowers, fried mushrooms, clothes bought at agricultural shows, Shetland ponies, ice-skating, her whippets, chickens, great- grandchildren and Elvis Presley."
A grape, wearing a raspberry.
I am froot.
Girls don’t want boys girls want good storylines, canon otps, and their favorite female characters to get what they deserve